Balled faced Plagiarism "cut and Paste"

In the last few days some news sites have reported the unfortunate event of a writer for some eastern US news something telling (on camera) European news reporter guy that he was using cut and paste to report on the Presidential elections.  Apparently he had been drinking something other than tea and proceeded to admit to using the works of others in his report.  I am curious how exactly do you report on any national event and not plagiarize someone.  How many ways can you say "The president of the United states of America once again tripped and fell down the stairs of Air-force one."?  Yes I remember Gerald Ford.  Fondly actually, he had the guts to veto anything that he didn't like.  One of the few American presidents Maybe the only one who was both VP and President without ever running for or being elected to either post.  So if you reported on that event which seemed to happen a lot in those days and, say some guy writing for the Podunk Mourning News used exactly the same words to do so, were either of you guilty of plagiarism?  I certainly don't know.  Is that worth taking a poll on?  No I guess not. 

Here is some news of great interest to someone, somewhere, which I have cut and pasted off of the elder son's facebook page.  He spells like me but looks more like Diana's Dad so the implications are clear.  He uses Spelling of words that I created years ago, so thus, he must be plagiarizing me, or, he is, due to the obvious DNA link through the creative spelling gene, my Son.

newsflash

Today at 3:05pm

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sorry folks we still do not have the money for a teletype. today in the news, Monks brawl before religious ceremony, yes that is right folks, evedently today in JERUSALEM. Monks from the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations were preparing for a ceremony at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in the Old City when a disagreement led to a full-fledged fistfightAn unusual sight greeted Jerusalem police as they entered one of Christianity's holiest sites Sunday morning: dozens of monks punching and kicking each other in a massive brawl. Monks from the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations were preparing for a ceremony at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in the Old City when a disagreement led to a full-fledged fistfight.

Elsewhere, New nano coating boosts solar efficiency from 66% to 98%. look out there coal plants, looks like you will soon be a thing of the past. 

Rioters were found today trashing the dorm room of one d___ d______. They clame that this will become a monthly event until dave finishes the smash hit "world peace." D____ who was not at the sceen is unavilable for comment. 

Finally, one a______ v_______ has finally changed his diet habbits. He had spent the last year eatting only romin noddles, but has now increased his food suppliments to include pork and beans. and with that we will leave you all. goon night and farewell.

this is the 1337357 signing off.

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legal disclaimer (spelling of some words has been changed to protect the innocent)

Many of the words and groups of letters have been used previously by other persons to communicate ideas and information.  I give them total credit for all previously created materials.  I give the French total credit for impossible to spell English words.  I give the Germans credit for Zeppelins and acronymic auto company names.  I have included the picture of Zacki Cat as it adds Class to the Post.

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